Team Allyn Coady

Team SAST – Four Scots, One Car, and a Trail of Poor Life Choices

We’re Team SAST - part road trip, part breakdown, part international incident waiting to happen. Four lads with more nerve than sense, taking one very confused car on a 10,000-mile test of endurance, teamwork, and creative storytelling for legal purposes.

Coady - the narrator, the decision-maker, and the hyperactive to-do list in human form. No caffeine required - he runs purely on stress, instinct, and the crushing need to stay one step ahead of disaster.
Zeph - funny, brutally honest, and mechanically gifted enough to resurrect a car with a hammer and some creative swearing. Always early, always right, always under the bonnet.
Matthew - talks like a podcast on double speed, lives for the hustle, and somehow turns every mildly sketchy situation into a full-blown negotiation. He’ll get us across borders with a grin, a handshake, and a story no one asked for.
Laurence - calm, deadly with a camera, and not above putting us all in danger for “a better angle.” He’ll document the whole circus from start to finish and edit it so slick, you’d think we knew what we were doing.

No map, no backup, no clue what we’re doing - but we’re doing it anyway.

Let’s roll