We're the Mad Ones on Motorbikes
You know the deal. No set route, no backup, and definitely no guarantees. The Mongol Rally is chaos, and we're not just embracing it—we're riding straight into it on 125cc motorbikes. Because cars? Too easy. We want pain, poor decisions, and stories that'll leave scars (both physical and mental).
We're aiming to join the even smaller, slightly more unhinged rank of those who have dared to complete the rally on motorbikes. It's a badge of madness that few wear, and we're gunning for it with full throttle and zero common sense.
We're currently deep in prep mode—wrangling bikes that would rather be scrap metal, figuring out how not to end up as desert decorations, and filming every misstep for our upcoming YouTube series. Expect laughs, questionable decisions, and the kind of chaos only two idiots on tiny bikes can deliver.
But it's not all about self-inflicted suffering. We're riding for Yellow Wellies, supporting mental health in agriculture. Because if farmers can tackle the daily grind of feeding the nation, we can tackle a few thousand miles of mayhem.
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We're not here to play it safe. We're here to ride, push limits, and probably wonder what the hell we were thinking—just to make a difference.
This is adventure. This is chaos. This is the Mongol Rally on motorbikes.
What could possibly go wrong?
