A lot of responsibility rests on Dave’s shoulders. He’s a terrible mechanic, but he’s all we have. He’ll also be doing a terrifying percentage of the driving, given that he sees flood water as a golden opportunity to test his boating skills without having to leave the (relative) comfort of a car.

His zealous engineering skills and “of course we’ll fit through that gap” mentality will either carry us to success, or leave us stranded in the Kazkh deserts.