Kerala, India
punctures and patience, lost with locals, traffic and troubles, cops and curry, exhaustion from exhaust, memories of mechanics, ** some text is missing ** , tourists and temples, fight for your right chipati have done the unthinkable... 2905 km, job done! Af dean and myself are kickin back!
Kerala, India
so we bumped into the looney tuks about an hour from the hotel to see sharpie throwing up road side due to last night antics. Made it to guyarvaret where are hotel looks onto a famous Indian temple. Just went out for some grub and saw an elephant on the walk back parked up in a bus station. Should with any luck reach the finish line tomorow and marlene will be handed over. It's going to be emotional to see her go. I've realised I've lost my trainers somewhere along the way. Not as bad as deano who has lost a pair of shoes and two pairs of flip flops. He has one pair of shoes left before he has to go native and walk barefoot. Fingers crossed they might go missing in the night ;-) shushhh don't tell him
Kerala, India
got to this really nice beach resort with hotel room backig onto the beach and swinging hammock. Just gonna have a quiet one so we could do a morning drive tomorrow..... And then team looney tuks turned up. Things escalated pretty quicky from sipping kingfisher in the restaurant to all piling back to ours for some liqour. Bit of drink cricket followed by shot putting cocunuts and dean putting live crabs in his mouth. Only just woke up and left at one With the keys on the roof. Lost them for a bit bur now have them again. Appears u can start the rickshaw without keys but they do however make the horn work and the horn is very important here.
Kumbla, India
last night had a few beers with two American teams which included the worthless redneck named skipper haha. Sunbathed till midday then headed for a wildlife sanctuary but couldn't find it so headed on. Just arrived in a Muslim town which means liqour prohibited. Hope they don't find the bottle of bombay saphire in my bag that will be consumed later during the west ham Birmingham game which john is very happy about. One thing u can't fault the Indians for is there good television. However just turned on the tap in the bathroom to find them running with brown water. Hmmm maybe just use cleansing wipes tonight. Oh and the Muslim tower outside our room has just started the prayers. Wonderful. Running out of money too :-( may have to deactivate the system mainframe and overide the data backlog to withdraw some more rupees. Increase the peace
Karnataka, India
left gokarna about half ten this morning. As I was loading the bags some lady was asking dean about the hotel I popped my head out and it was some lady I was speaking to at Delhi train station. So random as Delhi is no where near where we are. She said gokarna was her favourite town so in fight for your right chapati style we ignored every advice we'd been told and headed on in the rickshaw. Last night in gokarna we stumbled across some Hindi pilgramage which entailed in loads of westerners out there tree on something mre than religion I'm guessing. Very strange. Arrived at malapi beach just next to coconut island and are staying at paradise isle resort for 8 pound a night. The clue is in the title. It's on the beach. Just went in the sea which was very warm. Going to st marys island tomorrow but probably leave marlene on the main land. Up the saints
Goa, India
so very good day. John and dean bought raybans in panjali and we were at a spice plantation by 12 very interesting and whatcjed this monkey man jump tree to tree about 40 ft high with no harnesses. Rode an elephant, bathed with an elephant and then eat like kings. Today is gooooood xoo
Goa, India
Spent the afternoon at the spice plantation with the elephants, best shower I've had all trip!
Goa, India
long driving left at half seven drove for eleven hours now staying in a plush hotel spoilt ourselves. Sat harbourside having a cocktail watching the casino boats in the marina. Coastal roads were so bumpy still haven't seen an elephant which I'm quite gutted about but gonna move down the coast tomorrow to a remote beach and try find somewhere to surf and maybe see an elephant. Adios people. Oh and I have nearly run out of money so all donations will be greatly welcome. Tans coming along well although I've got a lorry drivers tan on one arm. Buzz
Goa, India
my first blog and its 2 let u no we have reached goa... We love u marlene
Maharashtra, India
didn't travel till half three due to major problems with marlene. Dark fell quick and we ended up driving up a mountain in the dark with me and john hanging out the side of the rickshaw with our torches to give more light. Just stopped at a roadside hotel which on first looks didn't seen to bad but now we have sat on the bed realised there is a gecko on the wall. Gonna be scared to sleep tonight so that bottle of Bacardi in the bar for £2.50 will be consumed shortly. Might make the plank of wood we have to sleep on more bearable aswell. Oh deer the gecko just moved ahhhhhhhhhhh