Team Genghis Can't

Like all great adventures this story had its origins on one fateful eve in the pub. The idea came to us to drive to Vladivostok, but then we sobered a little and saw this was maybe optimistic and 'downgraded' to Mongolia. Our team has some quality drivers, one of us crashed on their driving test, one of us fills their pants approaching any urban centre with more that 7 people and the other cant drive, both physically and legally. What could possibly go wrong?? With 3 geography graduates we're eager to colour in those empty spaces on our maps and put those crayons to good use. We can find Mongolia on a map, but lets see if we can get there.