Team Honky Wookie Boots

Khuvsgul, Mongolia

We have made it to the promised land! Currently sitting at the border whilst Marcus is cavity searched. Myself and jack are sitting in the car trying to drown out the harrowing screams with music. Roads have taken a turn for the worse but we're keen to start testing out our rally skills. Ulaanbaatar awaits!

Omsk Oblast, Russia

Taken in by a very generous Russian who took us back to his log cabin and fed us copious amounts of vodka and ended up tucking jack into bed. Offered sexual favours by a lovely Russian lady and her spetznaz companion this morning. Currently searching for a hotel for the night. Mossies have taken at least 3 litres of our blood each so far. We can smell monglia, though it might just be Marcus.

Odesa, Ukraine

Slow day of many borders. The Ukrainians loved our totem pole mascot Fred though. Marcus had an unfortunate fully clothed toilet mishap this morning and some interesting rattles have developed. Tried to camp in a little village but were chased off by three rabid dogs, have settled for a lay by. Beans are on for dinner, spirits are high!

Joseph Knowles

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marcus burton

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