Team Indiaquarium

Michael Cutts
Of Indiaquarium
On the The Rickshaw Run 2014 (January)

This is going to take a long time

We arrived into Jodhpur's airport which incidentally looks like a 70s wedding cake; bright white and almost Goan-like. It's warm in the sun but cool in the shade up here. Not quite cold but cool which feels good. From here we now get driven up to Jaisalmer. We are quoted 6000 rupees for the trip, for which lonely planet promises it's only 1800. And so it begins!Point to note, much like Mumbai, there is no particular compulsion to drive on the left here. Things just rocket at you from front and behind. The horn is most important. When it is being used. If not then its least important.Large vehicles can swallow up the potholes in the road. They're built for that. We're in a car and we are not built for that. There starts the long torturous journey from Jodhpur to Jaisalmer on roads that resemble the dark side of the moon; all pitted and noisy with debris. Add to this our ultra cautious driver and it's going to take a while. Ultra cautious should sound positive but the caution only comes with the protection of the vehicle, avoiding situations which could end in light evisceration or a scratch. Not so when blind overtaking or squeezing past a truck full of quarried stone.  All proceeding with a rapid deceleration before eeking up the speed while staring straight into the face of someone else who believes in reincarnation hurtling towards us. We veer and swerve over the road to avoid the holes, pull over a little to allow everything to pass us, drive over half pedestrian crossings which seem to accidentally have created a speed barrier by crumbling bits of road in between the white stripes all as the salt and brown pepper moustache twitches like an extension to the neurones firing.Every now and then a farmyard animal or animals commits to crossing the road. Normally tentatively walking onto it, sometimes with arrogant intention. Always we slow or swerve. Thankfully. I wish I could watch this from high up in the air. It would look like a small child who is unaware of roads and cars playing with toy vehicles, pushing and pulling them across the lanes and speeding up and slowing down. We get overtaken by the German guys who were just starting their haggling at the airport. Our driver promises us he will speed up soon when the 'good road' starts. They flew over the potholes with the confident air of a truck turning only to see if we were the other guys from the airport. 'It's not good to drive like an idiot' our driver tells us when we get onto the good tarmac road. Wise words for the trip I feel.

Marten

Michael

Well, been living in Mumbai for a year now working for the wonderful education charity www.muktanganedu.org and have now decided to see more of India up close and personal. What better way we thought that hurtling through the countryside in a small, thin metal shell with friends!
Looking forward to trying out my non-existent Hindi, testing the Scoville values of local cuisine and trying to type interesting words about the adventure while being shaken violently by 3,500 kilometers of what we call 'roads.'

Cornelia Uhlemann

Load Cornelia

<h1><font face="helvetica" size="2">This has come around a bit quick...</font></h1><p><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: small">So, with all the wonderous planning that was meant to have happened months ago now about to happen on the plane, from BOM to JOH, we can soon sit back in our seats and ponder how to pimp our ride. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: small">And also think about the route, fuel to oil ratios and how much Hindi do we actually know?</span></p><p><font face="helvetica" size="2">There are three on this trip and for two of us, it's the final adventure in India before flying back to Germany, a new life and marriage. I will be staying on in my education charity role based in Mumbai so I just want to stay alive... </font></p><p><font face="helvetica" size="2">So join us and our little camera, video thingy and exhausted writing style as we meander with speed down India's west coast for a jolly fun ride in a small tin can. </font></p><p><font face="helvetica" size="2">First step will be to make our blank canvas of a vehicle look amazing. Who's interested in helping? Suggestions on a postcard please to...</font></p><address>Cornelia, Marten and Mike</address>