Mims (yes, that's his real name) was born a curious Southern boy in Mississippi. Transplanted to Boulder, Colorado at the unstable age of 13, he was spared from a teen life filled with shaggy hair and polo shirts. Adept at finding order in chaos and vice versa, he followed his passion for design and upon graduating high school said "fuck it" and went to an art college.

Things progressed. Somewhere along the line the internet thing happened. He joined the ranks of nerdy twenty-somethings to get his piece of the pie only to find that not only was there no pie left, but it wasn't very tasty after all.

In 2002, he moved to new york after hearing something on the radio about making it there and anywhere. The food was good and the reports of violent crimes were outdated. He now spends his days lollygagging in Brooklyn, scheming, and making webpages for cash.