We're going great guns. whoops i mean Were going great guns

Graeme Giles

April 12 at 8:42 PM ·

Well heres a challenge for You ...

HELP... I NEED SERIOUS HELP..... .

Ive just pushed the Go Button" on this Totally Outrageous Adventure after a whole 10 seconds planning and now Im after any TOTALLY STUPID (and mentally deranged) IDIOT to join me.

The Pluses

You'll be high most of the time ( higher than any Kiwi )

You'll be breathless all the time

You'll get wet (guys too)

You'll probably have your balls frozen off (lucky if your a girl)

You'll be Peaked, Freaked and after a week youll definitely Reek

Oh Shit thats the pluses

Dont think Ill mention the minuses

What You Will Need to Have Is

A Few Brains (as I obviously dont have any any)

An Adventurous Spirit ( Whisky or Gins a good start)

Be at Deli (thats India not the local cheese shop) 19th June 19

Be able to log out and off for 7 or 8 days

No mechanical skills (that would spoil the fun)

A few dollars (again this idiot has met most of the costs)

Your Will written preferably in HIndi

Family friends and partners briefed with final good buys

And Most Importantly a sense of Humour

Obviously this will appeal to any other Totally Stupid Idiot

Please respond immediately as my partner might find out what Im doing.

All applicants will be be accepted for the position . No references please

DONT Click on This Link below as you will definitely not be able to resist and there is only one available position

Graeme G

(in anticipation of your help)