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Eoin Coyne
Of Team Tuk Tux
On the The Rickshaw Run Winter 2012

Kerala, India

Made it to the finish line via a nice ferry ride in 28th place at 1pm to be greeted by Picot, her mum and Aaron which was a very nice surprise. We've had the best of times and worst of times, no breakdowns for Bestsy but several relationship and stomach breakdowns during tense days that were swiftly remedied by Kingfisher. It was great fun but we are all agreed we are happy to go to our graves never riding a slow tinbox with wheels on an Indian road again. On a side note, which will be also a final thought, we have a date with ronald mcdonald, mr burger king or at a stretch the colonel. We ragged Betsy silly for the last 5kms where we drove on a sandy path coming across a freshly tarmac'd road built only for the motorcycle race that morning, Much like the india we have seen, the autorickshaw is uncomfortable, hot, smelly, shakes your stomach but makes you wake up every day eager to keep going not quite sure if what you have seen is something you can describe in words.

Eoin Coyne
Of Team Tuk Tux
On the The Rickshaw Run Winter 2012

Ernakulam, India

just played footy against local teams (only later did we realise we had barged in on a school playing field and took over from the sports teachers) and donated a very valuable liverpool top and a priceless aston villa top, which the kid removed straight away and wiped his sweat away. After we left, we turned back and saw the kid with the L.pool top take it off in favour of his green rags. Having lunch at a lovely resort before the final push to Kochi.

Eoin Coyne
Of Team Tuk Tux
On the The Rickshaw Run Winter 2012

Kerala, India

We already knew that we weren't onto a winning hand with our hotel room when we saw that the beds had no sheets, the only window was smashed and frogs were hopping around the bathroom, but when the fish market started blaring at 4am outside our room it really took the biscuit, business seems to be done here by honking horns shouting and playing load music. On to our final leg of the journey now and we can hear Betsy falling apart around us. On a side note we again generated curious looks as we bathed in the sea between what sounded like a sergant major directing children to pray in the water and about 200 fishermen bringing their small wooden craft and nets to shore. Perhaps that is a sign a storm of trouble is coming for Betsy on her final leg.

Eoin Coyne
Of Team Tuk Tux
On the The Rickshaw Run Winter 2012

Kerala, India

had lunch in a lovely spot on the beach then went for a refreshing dip in the sea. Betsy is flying since we cleaned the air filter, she is an amazing work horse when she has a fully tummy of fuel and an open road ahead we are disappointed even that she hasnt keeled over on a busy highway like a normal Tuk Tuk. Now to find a beach resort for tonight, Life is tough right now!. The Tuk Tuk is getting sweatier as we head south and we look like Victorian chimney sweep boys after a full day of dust racing into our sticky faces.

Eoin Coyne
Of Team Tuk Tux
On the The Rickshaw Run Winter 2012

Kerala, India

Betsy had a good run on the beach today, we now have to race to Kochi before the salt water makes her fall apart. As we drive further south we are starting to see the progressiveness of India with plenty of people parading in short skirts, those people however are men, who are often holding hands, the mind boggles how they produced over a billion people with those kind of shenanagins.@

Eoin Coyne
Of Team Tuk Tux
On the The Rickshaw Run Winter 2012

Kerala, India

found a sweet beach resort and bathed in the arabian sea, which included complementary bath salts. Was nice to wash the smog infested indian roads out of our hair and off our faces. Gonna now take the taste away with kingfisher. Ideal. On a side note we intend on driving Betsy to the limit on the car access beach just outside our hotel, avoiding all the stinking dirty happy hippies about.

Eoin Coyne
Of Team Tuk Tux
On the The Rickshaw Run Winter 2012

Karnataka, India

trying to leave early from our roadside hotel however the one eyed reception matress sleeping manager keeps trying to make us tea. Betsy requires a push start every morning which we like to call mechanic yoga in the morning which is followed by a full day of wave at stranger yoga. Our clothes are getting progressively dirtier and are saturated with a mixture of gasoline, oil and curry. Hopefully try and meet our canadian friend picot today or tommorow somewhere in mangalore or cochin, hopefully she can recognise us under the unshaven shells of the men who started in Jaislmer. On a side note one of the team is going back to Ahmadabad for work after we finish in cochin, hopefully with a better understanding of lateness or fatality on the daily commute to work@

Michael Keane

To mentally prepare i've watched cannonball run, all the smokey and the bandit's & watched that scene from James Bond where he jump that cool orange car over that twisty bridge with that "chewing tabacee" guy inside about 5 times.

I have also Google mapped india. It's next to Pakistan.

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Barry O\'Callaghan

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<p>Team Tuk Tux is composed of 3 highly educated idiots in messrs Michael Keane, Barry O'Callaghan and Eoin Coyne. Having seen the Cannonball Run II and Smokey and the Bandit numerous times and had a few a*se burners down Brick Lane the team is well prepared of what may be come their way and are unfazed by racist sheriffs nor limosines driven by Orangutans,</p><p>The Tuk Tux collaboration is composed of a complimentary skillset much alike the A-Team&nbsp;with Mike an expert in constructing a motorized bicycle able to travel 20 yards before the chain falls off, Barry skilled in gowing beards long enough to pass as a local religious man and Eoin who has mastered Formula 2011 including the use of DRS and KERS on the Xbox 360.</p>