Team The Adventurists

Who stole my damn shoe?

I talk like Marlene Dietrich,
And I dance like Zizi Jeanmaire.
My clothes are all made by Balmain,
And there's diamonds and pearls in my hair (yes there are)

Managing Director of The Adventurists

Trainer & Coach for the Mongol Derbyists.

Chief of electro-content at The Adventurists - wielding a cyanide tipped cocktail stick in the fight to make the world less boring.