Agra, Utter Pradesh, India
Apparently approaching the owner of highway restaurants, listing a heap of food names and miming eating actions, means "I don't want any food at all, just two chai's and the opportunity to spend 30 minutes gazing confusedly towards the kitchen."
All night drive to...
All night drive to Agra after crooked salesmen essentially blackmail us in order to get the tuk back from mechanic. MONEY (not being saintly) equals "good karma." Fuck you Varanasi!
After making genius time...
After making genius time arrived to the wonderfully complex and chaotic Varanasi last night. Now, to see the ghats and some dead bodies!
Spent last night...
Spent last night camping outside by the "highway" with cattle farmers. Today, each hit a vehicle n got away with it feigning white man ignorance. Visit Purnea.
Seb; born out of hardship and depravity on a desert salt lake, he embodies the larrikin fool at the heart of the Great Southern Land. Emotionally unstable and generally confused as to the point of Life, he is the ‘Wild Card’ of the team, who could stifle the boys to their knees, or make them stand valorous, as Men of the South.
Welcome, to a land of wonders, a land of infinite possibilities and boundless potential! Come with us on a miraculous adventure to the far flung corners of the Indian Empire; as we crawl along the boundless deserts, cut our way ever deeper into the dense jungle, and jostle through the crowded streets of this great land!
