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Maurits “The Map Whisperer” & Sebastiaan “The Brake Enthusiast”
In the beginning, there was the Turbo Polyp — the glorious kermis ride that spun our childhood dreams into a frothy whirl of dizziness and questionable life choices. Now, two brave souls have decided to bring that same chaotic energy to the Mongol Rally.
Maurits, whose navigation skills are matched only by his ability to accidentally order 17 coffees instead of 2, will be in charge of finding Mongolia. Sebastiaan, the man who once described his driving style as “a mixture of Formula 1 and grocery shopping,” will ensure the car experiences more drama than a soap opera set in a roundabout.
Their vehicle? A machine so small it makes Smart cars look like luxury yachts, lovingly decorated to channel the terrifying majesty of the Turbo Polyp itself. Their mission? To survive deserts, mountains, and at least one suspiciously curious goat, all while spreading joy, confusion, and mild nausea — just like the ride that inspired them.
In short: If the Mongol Rally is a test of endurance, absurdity, and sheer bad decision-making… the Turbo Polyp Nomads are already overqualified.