Cooch Behar, Cooch Behar, India
Smooth sir, the roads are smooth all the way.
Siliguri, Darjeeling, India
what do you mean 'no beer'?
Farakka, Murshidabad, India
who says white men can't rain dance.
Cuttack, Cuttack, India
What's with the nipple all the way down there?
Gopalpur, Ganjam, India
It seems certain malaria pills result in wet dreams.
Visakhapatnam, Visakhapatnam, India
It was a dumb place to park your parade float anyway.
Guntur, Guntur, India
Now we've got the full set.
Sullurpet, Nellore, India
Saw some puss.
Villupuram, Villupuram, India
There's a poo in the corner of my hotel room.
Kanjikode, Palakkad, India
Sweeping mechine is complaint so we are not accept credit card.
Julian
Callum