2BIG2FAIL is priviledged and honoured to have me participate as the youngest and most senior member of the Team. As an international man of mystery, I am a rare and dynamic figure. I am an uncompromising, consummate professional with a quick sense of humour, charisma, and divine bad-boy rep that eclipses that of his former Wall Street colleagues.

Probably the oldest 2011 Mongol Rally participant, I am an elegantly debonair, passionate, and selfless humanitarian. It is no wonder that as an Afro-Asian-Anglo-American renaissance man and intrepid global adventurist, I am endearingly referred by Anglophones as Dandy K, Asians as Swami K, Hispanophones as Papi Chulo, and by Turkophones as Pasababa.

I have spent over three decades wallowing in the murky, alligator and python infested swamps of south Florida, authoring such monumentally innovative and ground-breaking treatises as: Cooking with Thorazine for Family and Friends, acclaimed by the James Beard Foundation as the seminal 21st century culinary arts chef d oeuvre. My other magnum opus, recommended as requisite reading for all adults by the United Nations World Health Organisation is Lithium: Proactive Prenatal Care for a Healthy Start.

I just do whatever my brother does.