Jacob Halstead

Departure

**Sausage Harris hasn't read his emails. He was particularly surprised to find that when he was sat at gate 1d in dehli airport, ready to catch his connecting flight to Bagdogra, he was without his team mates. This is because Sausage is a day early. If anyone see's a 6 foot 5 blonde foppish bristolian looking confused and wondering if he has been the subject of the best practical joke EVER, please help him to gangtok and ensure him that everyone else is coming. Also please don't let him buy any monkies as he has communicated by text message that this is his intention. (We all want to be there to pick the best monkies).**