The Blogging Begins

Welcome to the haphazard adventures of a remarkably useless trio who aim to drive across the world in a Nissan shitbox. Inspired voyagers Jack "The Panic" Bickford-Smith, Oliver "Really Nice Time" Gittings, and Gilles "Straight Outta Shoreditch" Rodway-Gant will grovel in the determination and bravery of explorers like Ernest Shackleton, Robert Falcon Scott, and James Cook but with one defining quality: we absolutely hate being frozen to death or eaten by cannibals.

This is our attempt at a blog. We will aim to keep it updated frequently with pusillanimous attempts at humour, unnecessarily verbose vocabulary, and endlessly tautological wording. Please do follow us and feel free to share our tales of inefficacy.