Survival....just

Have just returned from the wilds of Devon where Nobby from Intrepid Adventures was prepping myself and fellow derbyists Nick and Holly on how to survive when everything goes wrong.  Provided that 'everything going wrong' does not include six hours of mid-Atlantic squall-like weather I'd day anything is possible.  

Top tips 

 

- If you do encounter afore mentioned conditions, make sure you pack a gallon of diesel to get the fire started. - Gore-Tex is not perfect.  Four out of five soaked survivalists would agree vehemently - if only they could stop their teeth chattering.  - Make sure you cut around the rabbit's bum hole when skinning it otherwise it gets messy (er) - The Swedes (not sweeds) are very clever and make really simple and very useful survival kit - Flares are fun - Insects taste just fine, especially when lightly heated - Apparently a nun on a bicycle is a cyclist.  And that this is a funny joke.