Christopher Adams

The bent Fuz.

The worst type of policeman is by far the begging type.

We're in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso, and have just been told we jumped a red light. They took our passports and vehicle import cards then demanded some obscene amount of money to get them back. Ali flew off the handle and 'convinced' them to settle of a lesser amount and we were on our way.

The exhaust back box dropped off yesterday so the Pig now sounds like every other chav'mobile in England - how they put up with the constant drone amazes me!

These central african countries don't seem to agree with my phone so I'm not getting any signal.

Peace - we're off to wild camp in this safe enviroment!

(we're with IronLionZion and Africa Shox btw - their request to be ,mentioned)