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Uncle Red
Of Wheel Enlightenment
On the Rickshaw Run August 2016

A final word: madness

Final thoughts on the rickshaw run

So, we have finished up and many times we have mentioned a final post being put up, summarising the frequent nuances of India that took our surprise that were never really outstanding enough to mention in our trip posts.

India. You crazy. A sub-continent of multiple languages and cultures which is so interesting and fun and in Pete's words "always goes that little bit further". Just when you thought the traffic couldn't get worse, it does. When you think the food is too spicy, it just gets hotter. When you think your diarrhoea is finishing, it sadly, does not. But like many places, has its fair share of shit to deal with and socioeconomic complexities. How a country with such profound poverty can be running a space programme and have such a big military is vexing. We have seen poverty like nowhere else. India has a lot of contrast and we have seen a lot of it.

States travelled through: Meghalaya Assam West Bengal Bihar Uttar Pradesh Madhyar Pradesh Andhra Pradesh Maharashtra Karnataka Tamil Nadu Kerala

Languages: Bengali Hindi Marathi Tamil Telugu Kanneda Malayalam English ...I think.

Selected adjectives used: Dirty Noisey Awful Confusing Colourful Interesting Pretty Foetid Crazy Crappy Shite Lush Dry Wet Stinky Foul Undesirable Mad Vexing Impoverished Tiring

Some notes on things. Moustache catalogues: every now and then we would find a billboard which we could only describe as a moustache catalogue. Sometimes dozens of blank expression passport-esque pictures of men with varying degrees of moustache and otherwise incomprehensible script conveying some message which we don't understand. As the common variable of all these men is the moustache, we can only conclude that this is what it is advertising. I once saw one in English which said "Happy 70th birthday Pradeep!" But one billboard is not a good sample size, particularly given how much the moustache catalogues varied through the provinces.

Infrastructure: everywhere in India there appeared to be a lot of public and private infrastructure projects underway. Buildings, roads, bridges, schools, whatever. Almost all of them concrete and steel rebar, almost all were not actively being constructed and half way through. This leads to the conclusion of construction beginning but running out of funding, or construction complete so the building has been neglected and returned to a state of being half built. Same result, different path. All buildings, even those complete, have rebar sticking out through the roof and sometimes the sides in the hope of, at some stage, an extension. Public infrastructure projects such as half-built roads leave rows of rebar sticking out of the dirt, leading to the appearance of...

Rebar plantations: we surmise that the amount and spacing of rebar coming from the ground can only be plantations of rebar being cultivated as a new commodity for economic development. As far as we can tell, the rebar is planted from a cutting in a bed of concrete, which grow and are further fertilised with layers of concrete until a column forms (much like growing leeks). To keep them upright, previously harvested rebar is strung between plantations and companion planting with wooden poles supports a floor of concrete, about one storey high. The spaces that are created by mixtures of rebar and concrete are called (by the ill-informed) buildings, and are habitable. However, that rebar always remains growing out the roof indicates that this growth will continue and requires cultivation.

Population growth: both Pete and daddy c have remarked bewilderment at how a place like India could possibly need fertility clinics. In actual fact, Indians seem to multiple in the presence of a foreigner, particularly when the foreigner is driving a rickshaw, speaking some Hindi, filling petrol and, worse, trying to fix the rickshaw. Firstly one will show up and begin staring silently at either the foreigner or the activity. Then another. And another. Then another two, three, five... Until a gang of 2 dozen are gathered around, talking to each other, and in some cases, offering help. We don't know where they came from but they weren't there before, leading us to conclude that we are some kind of Indian-generating catalyst. And then...

Selfies: happen once there is a critical mass. 'Selfie' is the term used, regardless of who is taking or taken in the photograph. Once critical mass is found, an explosion of flashes of bright white light erupt from the crowd, directed at the foreigners. It is mandatory, at this stage, to smile and join in. If in a rush, merely do not stop the rickshaw, even if broken. If cross a state border post- definitely encourage critical mass. Avoids bribery. There is a clear band where this catalyst is most effective, between Madhyar Pradesh and Karnataka. Frequently this photography happened while driving- a car overtaking notices the foreigners, pulls in front, slows down and we are forced to overtake while the driver takes photos of us driving past. Not satisfied with such an angle, the driver then accelerates to overtake and simultaneously take photos or video. This may happen with the photographer riding a motorbike, or a car in a small street with a large bus coming the other direction. This frustrates the foreigners.

Education: everyone seems to want education. There are advertisements for courses everywhere. Put another way, everyone wants to provide education. These signs, listing degrees available, are stuck on power poles or small billboards all around towns, sometimes on houses and rebar plantations. The quality of this education can't be very good and certainly appears unregulated since so many unusually named "universities" or "institutions", also adorned with passport-esque photos. They just seem a bit unprofessional, but maybe that is what people think when they come to Australia and see pictures of people wearing small tasseled blackboards on their heads, wearing bedsheets and smiling like nincompoops.

Concrete advertisement: another form of advertising which is everywhere. S could also be termed rebar fertiliser advertising, but clearly labelled concrete. The different pictures and designs of advertising for such a seemingly mundane product is worthy of a photo-essay and I believe Pete is developing one. I am told that this is because a client has to source all the materials for builders to do a construction or renovation. Something, but not a lot of other materials advertised. Only sometimes there were advertisements for rebar saplings.

Spelling epidemic. So much, it is everywhere and I hope that the national centre for spelling control is taking some outbreak control measures. How such an easily solvable epidemics can become so out of control is beyond me. Now that we have found a cure - the Internet - there should be no more cases of spelling and grammar inconsistencies. Incorrect "use of" quotation marks "is" rife.... Such as a label on a fuel tank for a diesel truck: "diesel". Of course it is! Why are quotations needed? "Please pay driver before entry" (sic). Pliz is a good one, but intentional. Restorant might be another. I can't presently think of any others but I know that my comrades will present some. How hard can it be to look up a word or phrase on the Internet before spending so much to advertise it? The high incidence of the word 'cum' in inappropriate places (all) is also a concern which all visitors should be vaccinated against.

Head wobbling: yes, I brought it up. Someone has to say something. It is quite confusing, but usually means 'yes', I think. I was in a bus on my last day and asked the ticket man if my stops next. Head wobble. "I'm sorry, I don't understand" I said. Head wobble, expressionless. "Could you TELL me what the next stop is?". Expressionless head wobble, higher oscillation frequency. I'm not sure if there is significance to the period and amplitude of the wobble, but it does come in varying degrees... Which for some people can be disturbing and I wonder if an ambulance is required. Then at the last minute- recovery. It is clearly something that I am culturally unaware to, because whole conversations can be done in this way. I never did get it quite right. Again, it must be odd for someone outside our culture to come and see us saying no by shaking our heads in different ways. Just as our preponderance to using metal sculptures to stab rice. And use toilets. But that is for another day.

Kilometres covered: 3,500 Hotel refusals: 16 Beers consumed in the whole trip: 3... Despite our best efforts Beef consumed: none Good time had: ask the others

Wheel Enlightenment

MacDaddy C
Of Wheel Enlightenment
On the Rickshaw Run August 2016

Long Story For A Uneventful Day

Quiet, slow day today as we're getting close to the finishing line and we have a couple of days up our sleeve. And we don't want to give back Wild Ellie until we have to. But this is India (TII), so even a slow quiet day is made colourful by encounters with locals.

We got up so late, we had brekky at our hotel, which didn't start until 8am. Then tested Wild Ellie's couple of horsepower driving up a big hill near Mysuru to the temple at the top. It was a bit of a disappointment at the top. A bit un-enlightened of us, we had expectations of the top, being clean, green with a lonely temple. Instead we found a mess of shops, touts, cars, busses, fumes, noise and obligatory rubbish. So very Indian. And there were pilgrims. We saw a huge stone carved bull on the way down, which Pete got photos of from every angle before noticing a No Photos sign. No problem, it's not the first or most significant rule we've broken in India, probably down there close to the bottom of a very long list actually. For example, yesterday I drove the wrong way up a one way exit ramp to an elevated highway intentionally, it cut a long time from our trip. And TII.

We picked up a few more items of silk* before fueling up and high-tailing it out of Mysuru and Karnataka state.

We headed south toward Ooty in the mountains, and made it up to Gudalur in Tamil Nadur state. It's at 1000m altitude and in the jungle. We passed through the Bandipur National Park which is also a tiger reserve. It was really beautiful, mountainous forest and Wild Ellie powered up the slopes. But we had to stop at one point to refuel, against the direction of No Stop signs every kilometre. The tigers didn't get us. We saw elephants next to the road a few times, some peacocks and spotted deer. It was nice to stop just to hear the jungle symphony rather than our one cylinder two stroke engine.

Tonight we shopped for a Kurta for Pete and at the same time enjoyed (it never gets tiring) observing locals go through the seven stages of acceptance of the fact that we're driving a rickshaw across their country. It starts with misunderstanding, they normally seem to assume they don't understand us when we say auto rickshaw. I guess the concept of foreigners driving a rickshaw is unlikely. After a few repeats it sets in and they begin to go through surprise and questioning. This is followed by laugh and more questions. At this stage it goes full circle for a moment where they query that the communication was received correctly and they want evidence. We bust out phones with photos and the final phase appears to be an emotion leading to one's day being made. Then obligatory selfies must happen.

For dinner we found a place in which at the front a guy was taking various bits and pieces of veggies, roast chicken and rice and chopping them finely at blazing speed. I said to the others that the mix would be nice in a sanga (sandwich for those less Bogan than me). I copped some flak for that. Without any expectations how it would be served, we ordered it, sat down and it turned up between two bits of flatbread! A sanga!

Then while at the Kurta shop, we were asking the assistants there what our dinner was called due to their good English. After Pete and Uncle Red described dinner in intricate detail, expecting a fancy Indian dish answer, the guys said "that's a sandwich". A simultaneous burst of laughter ensued. I had the last laugh as agreed by all.

Talking food - as we move south, the food is getting spicier. There's not much you can get that doesn't make you break a small sweat. My tolerance for spicy food was not great before starting this and still has a bit to go it seems.

Oh, Uncle Red is now known as Agent Orange on account of his orange beard. He's now so 'oranje', could go fit in cheering on The Netherlands at the soccer without having to apply any face paint. We have a lot of facial hair between us, it'll be removed in Kochi in a post Rickshaw Run ritual by an old school barber with an old school blade. Then we may be permitted back into our homes by our wives.

(* Mysuru is, well, maybe famous, maybe just well known, maybe something in between, for it's silk work)

James Batho
Of Meat and Veg
On the Rickshaw Run August 2016

Crossing the finish line

We made it!!! Yesterday we crossed the finish line at about 4pm!! We did pretty well to make it, having left Ooty at 6am. I thought maybe the last day of driving would be a chance to enjoy driving the rickshaw for the final time, get some good photos and relax a bit. But no. The roads were as unpredictable and dangerous as ever. The drive in the morning, down the mountain from Ooty, was beautiful. The misty clouds with the sun breaking through made for a few awesome views, which hopefully will be captured by the camera. Once out of the mountains we were on a mix of highways and rubbly roads all the way to Kochi. We are all so so relieved to have finished! And we can't quite believe what we have done. The journey has flown by, but it also feels as though it's been forever since we left Shillong. Last night we joined the rest of the people who have already finished for a beer in a bar. This was good fun, catching up with people you haven't seen for 2 weeks and hearing about their wild stories and telling them ours. There are still 50 odd teams yet to finish, so hopefully they'll all make it for tonight's festivities. Tonight it's the official finish party. Fraser and I are very excited to get dressed up in our Kurtas, we'll get some snaps to share with you all. More blogs to come.

Uncle Red
Of Wheel Enlightenment
On the Rickshaw Run August 2016

Mysore, Mysuru

Today was a relatively smooth day, mainly because we didn't do a lot of driving at all, preferring to stop in Mysuru (Mysore) to look around. Up early from our very dodgy roadside hotel, we arrived to our Mysuru hotel at about 10:00am, ready to explore. Mainly this involved wandering around the city market, a handicrafts place and some silk emporia. Although we did spend quite some time in the royal palace. It can not be said that team Wheel Enlightenment have not put effort into gifts for friends and relatives. Mysuru is know for silks, we deduce from the amount of silk stores and salespeople on street corners. Let me tell you, there is nothing quite so hilarious as three grown men, bearded, sweaty, dirt and tired, rolling into a store selling fine silks and sarees and trying to pick what might be best for their wives, with no idea. Consultation with each other was very serious on how to best choose, what pattern is too busy, fabric too thin or worn, and what colour scheme suits each recipient. This is a difficult exercise for us three who have no background knowledge in the subject.

Looks like Dr Dennis is beginning to slow down a little from 'stomach upsets' but admirably holding up despite the decreasing percentage of wellness, of which we are regularly reminded after each stop at a petrol station.

Palaces visited: 1 Silk emporia visited: 3 Buses hit: nearly 1 Price for 1g saffron: 245R = Au$5 Price in Australia: AU$121

In other news, Dr Dennis has found this to be helpful and informative: http://usingthetoiletinindia.blogspot.com.au/?m=1

Alexander Bjerregaard-Nielsen
Of From Denmark with LOVE
On the Rickshaw Run August 2016

Day 15 - a deja vu of sorts

Today we reached Munnar, a hill station. to reach Munnar, we drive through rain on steep narrow roads surrounded by tea fields. Much like in Darjeeling. Hopefully, the sun will be out and the views will be even more spectacular than they were today. ![file](//uploaded-files.theadventurists.com/images/blog/deeef29a8ec94cf31f8c400f90f883b13f2ff76f.jpeg)

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Start Date
Thursday 4th August 2016
Start Line
Shillong
End Date
Friday 19th August 2016
Finish Line
Teams
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Participants
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